So, Doe Derp has changed Lime Crime’s website (it’s no longer limecrime.net, but limecrimemakeup.com) and, apparently, hired some one. GASP. Unfortunately, Doe learned something and has been pretty elusive for juicy crap as of late. :( Here’s some stuff anyway.

She launched a new lipstick line (“Lip Noir”) with catchy names like CHINCHILLA, GLAMOUR101, and STYLETTO. Most complaints on the FB is about Glamour101 being a different color than it appears… I am surprised no one’s whining about “Chinchilla”, especially since this happens. (Scroll down until you see it. There’s a cheat sheet on a Tumblr posted below.) As usual, you can get these colors for cheaper (it’s still $16 a pop, if you look) from brand name make-up companies.



As you can see from that picture: the first one is a grey with purple mashed in, a “blood red” (which customers are reporting turns out to be an orange brown puke color), and a “off-black” black. All the pictures I have seen for the last one show black lipstick. It’s supposed to be a slightly “lighter” black…

She also pumped out an eye primer:


The casing looks like a spore of some kind.

Audz is in on this LC crap, too. :|



Shots from this “shoot” (clearly an amateur photographer, too…):
Note: these are just thumbnailed because some are in the other Deere post that just went up. Kinda wanna make this smallish so you can skip it.

    


Not only this - and why would it stop here? - but some one had the balls to post on LC’s FB wall something really nice to see:




I can’t quite qet what that one qirl is saying, quys. It’s quite absolutely out of this world. You can see the diehards becoming tryhards riqht away, as usual.

All of this spawned from the following image:


I now understand why the models can’t close their mouths… Who would want a mouthful of that crap?

Some more drama from the FB:





Also, another magazine mention for LC:



I pecked around a bit and found some more crap, this time from her own FB.


“Lime Crime HQ. :)”




I am so sick and tired of everyone discussing their periods in full public eye, guiz. It’s not cool, nor hip…




“And just like that, an outfit ruined with a simple hoodie. #DamnYouMallAC.”
It was ruined with your face.


“Lounging around”


Also, her profile pic is like this: 

I can’t access it individually, but I hope to god she’s not taking credit for it.


Other random knick-knacks + old crap for reminders:




TBH, this cat is pretty kick ass. (Chester von Battingham) Too bad his owners have terrible attitudes/egos.









Also, thanks to the doedeerelies tumblr, I found this gem (and the trivia I played on you before): http://web.archive.org/web/20070622014459/http://limecrime.net/tutorials/tutorials.htm
You know what that is? Fucking scary.

ALSO SCARY:



WHAT IS THIS? I must have horse blinders on as I have never seen this… The website is still, awkwardly, available.

Ugh, if this looks funny, I blame communism.